Note to Self No.321...

When you call a friend to catch up and see how they're doing and they are sitting within a few feet of the phone, yet cannot bring themselves to answer, feel free to blog about said friend. Even when they, themselves, have not updated their own blog in quite some time.

Take care - Me

Note to Self No.421...

When store manager offers to let your children come over to shoot fire works, make sure he's talking about the store bought kind. You know, just in case he's talking instead of the ones made of medicine bottles, wicks, smokeless gunpowder and tissue. Um, yeah, maybe a rain check?

Note to Self No.253...

When you are at the local Southern Baptist church, painting an 8' x 12' mural of Noah's Ark, and you're listening to your iPod at a rather loud volume, find out if the church secretary is in the building with you. And if she is, perhaps try not to sing the lyrics to Run Around by Blues Traveler quite so loud. And maybe not dance around so much. I'm just sayin'.

Note to self No.164

Is it really so wrong to wear my iPod when the kids get home from school to block them out?